Saturday, December 13, 2008

R.I.P Betty Page

Famous 1950s pin up star Betty Page has died in Los Angeles, aged 85.

The iconic model known for her provocative poses was credited for helping to pave the way for the sexual revolution of the 1960s.

She was admitted to hospital last month suffering from pnuemonia, and last week suffered a heart attack and never regained consciousness.


Read the New York Times article.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Happy Anniversary, Spacing Magazine

In the spirit of Spacing Magazine’s 5th Anniversary party on December 10 at the Great Hall in Toronto, the top 5 things I like about Toronto:

1. Chinatown, Little Italy, Koreatown, Little India, Portuguese Village, Greektown
2. Ice skating at Nathan Phillips Square
3. More live music venues than the province of Manitoba
4. Escaping to the island on a lazy Sunday afternoon
5. The centre of the hockey universe

Congratulations to Matthew Blackett and the whole Spacing staff for a wonderful five years. Up 'em irons!

Visit Spacing Magazine on-line.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Man Killed for 'Hogging Karaoke'

Police say a Malaysian man has been stabbed to death by customers at a karaoke bar for singing too much and refusing to share the microphone.

Abdul Sani Doli, 23, was apparently attacked and killed by a group of angry customers at the bar in Sandakan town on eastern Borneo island.

Read the Washington Post story

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Canadian Media Giant Ted Rogers Passes Away

Canadian media magnate Ted Rogers, founder and CEO of Rogers Communications, has died.

Rogers, 75, died at his Toronto home on December 2, surrounded by loved ones, said a statement from the company's board of directors. He had recently been admitted to hospital for an existing cardiac condition.

In 1960, Rogers laid the foundation for his company while studying law with the purchase of CHFI, a Toronto FM radio station. At the time, the FM format was considered obscure.

Rogers went on to dominate the cable television provider market, leading the way for cellular and wireless communications. He flirted with bankruptcy when he decided to invest in high-speed internet making Rogers one of the first cable companies in the world to do so.

Along with the Rogers media conglomerate, including over 50 magazines, a number of television and radio station, Rogers bought the the Toronto Blue Jays and the Skydome, renaming it Rogers Centre.

Rogers Communications hasn't named a successor. The company said its board will form a special committee to search for candidates. Alan Horn, currently chairman of Rogers Communications, will take on the role of acting CEO in the meantime.

Ted Rogers is survived by his wife, Loretta, whom he married in 1963, and their four children - Edward, Lisa, Melinda and Martha.

Read the Canoe.ca story

R.I.P Paul Benedict

Versatile American actor Paul Benedict - probably best known for his portrayals of English neighbor Harry Bentley on the sitcom The Jeffersons, the Memphis hotel desk clerk in the film This is Spinal Tap and the The Number Painter on Sesame Street - died on December 1.

Benedict began his acting career in the 1960s in the Theatre Company of Boston, alongside such future stars as Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman and Al Pacino.

Benedict was found dead at his home in Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts. He was 70 years old

Read the L.A Times obituary

Watch the "4" episode of the Number Painter, co-starring a very cute Stockard Channing

Tell us Something we Didn't Know

"There is a strong correlation between media exposure and long-term negative health effects to children."

Dr. EZEKIEL J. EMANUEL, of the National Institutes of Health, on a Dec. 2 study linking kids' bad television habits with obesity, smoking and early sexual activity

NHL Suspends Sean Avery Indefinitely

NHL Super pest Sean Avery has been suspended indefinitely by the league for comments he made on camera prior to his Dallas Stars game against the Calgary Flames on December 2.

"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada," he said. "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds..."

Avery's ex-girlfriend, actress Elisha Cuthbert is dating Calgary defenseman Dion Phaneuf; she had also been romantically linked to Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens. Avery also dated model Rachel Hunter, who is now the girlfriend of Los Angeles Kings center Jarret Stoll.

"I completely support the league's decision to suspend Sean Avery," Stars owner Tom Hicks said in a statement. "Had the league not have suspended him, the Dallas Stars would have. This organization will not tolerate such behavior, especially from a member of our hockey team. We hold our team to a higher standard and will continue to do so."

Avery's a jackass. Plain and simple.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

R.I.P - My Grandfather

My grandfather Jesus Zalameda passed away on November 28 - just over two weeks after his 103rd birthday.

So, in his memory, from my travel blog Big in Japan, here is an encore presentation of (my twin brother) The Doods' Top 7 Jesus references from back in November, 2005, when I went to the Philippines to celebrate his 100th birthday :

7) "Jesus, Mary and Joseph...Let the boy marry your grandmother!"- Chris Farley

6) Jesus Christ Pose -Soundgarden

5) (Big Baby Jesus) I Can't Wait - Ol' Dirty Bastard

4) The Jesus Lizard.

3) "Plastic Jesus" from Cool Hand Luke.

2) Jesus, Etc. by Wilco.

1) "DON"T FUCK WITH THE JESUS!"- Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski

The Week's Best Invented Words

The Toronto Star's John Sakamoto presents his weekly feature The Week's Best Invented Words.

BALDERDASH, n.:
"a rapidly receding hairline." (cafe-grendel.blogspot.com)

PROCRASTIBAKING, v.:
using baking to postpone a necessary task, such as studying. (Tara Debicki, Niagara Falls, Ont.)

PRECEDAUNT, n.:
the knowledge that everyone who preceded you in your new job failed miserably. (karengphelan.com/Business/Neologisms.html)

CO³, n.:
"a volatile gas produced by filtering 'carbon dioxide issues' through a windbag." (www.architectsjournal.co.uk)

HANDESTINE, adj.:
making an expressive gesture in "the belief that the person it is directed at can't see it. Occurs during phone conversations, email discourses, and behind people's backs." (verbotomy.com)

COSMERGENCY, n.:
when you run out of makeup, lipstick, mascara, shampoo and conditioner all at the same time. (Kathy Martin, Peterborough)

CORPORATE INERTIATIVES, n.:
self-explanatory (karengphelan.com/Business/Neologisms.html)

Read the Star story

Stephen Lewis on the Hour

A fantastic Canadian, Stephen Lewis became Canada's ambassador to the United Nations in the mid-80s. Then he became the UN's special envoy for HIV/AIDS in Africa.

His interview on The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos proves to be the first time he says "bullshit" on the air.

Watch the Hour interview here.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Vatican Forgives Lennon for "Jesus Christ" Remark

The Vatican has finally forgiven John Lennon for declaring that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ.

The comment by Lennon to Maureen Cleave of the Evening Standard in March 1966 infuriated Christians, particularly in the United States, some of whom burned Beatles' albums in huge pyres.

But it seems, it's time to forgive and forget.
Vatican daily Osservatore Romano said:
"The remark by John Lennon, which triggered deep indignation mainly in the United States, after many years sounds only like a 'boast' by a young working-class Englishman faced with unexpected success, after growing up in the legend of Elvis and rock and roll.

The fact remains that 38 years after breaking up, the songs of the Lennon-McCartney brand have shown an extraordinary resistance to the passage of time, becoming a source of inspiration for more than one generation of pop musicians."

The Vatican only took 42 years to forgive this "sin" - a relatively short time in the vindictive memory span of Catholics. Is this the church's idea of being modern? C'mon now, there are more important shit to deal with like A.I.D.S relief, allowing female priests, sanctioning gay marriage, do need to go on, or as usual, are times going a bit too quickly for the church's liking?




The Habs Retire Patrick Roy's Number

Legendary Montreal Gazette reporter Red Fisher talks about the controversial Patrick Roy's #33 being retired by the Montreal Canadiens on Saturday, November 22.

Read the Montreal Gazette article from faceoff.com


CBC makes another bad choice.

CBC's Hockey Night in Canada wasted everybody's time by cutting away from Patrick Roy's number ceremony in Montreal to the Toronto Maple Leafs' honouring of former captain Wendel Clark's #17.

Even I, a die-hard, 30-something Leaf fan who loves everything Wendel stood for, was very upset that the network decided to show a brutal and needless display of Wendel's mediocre career rather than staying with the retiring of Hall-of-Famer and the highly decorated Roy.

The CBC is slowly losing my support - from the changing of the HNIC anthem, to the decision to keep P.J Stock and Al Strachan on the air - they have made one bad choice after another. Even Don Cherry may be wearing out his welcome.

By no means do I want the Saturday night tradition to end, although it really does need a facelift. And I consider myself a bit of a HNIC purist.

Get your head out of your ass, CBC.

Boss Hog to Reunite For NYC Gig in December

Following an eight-year hiatus, Boss Hog have announced they will return to the stage next month for a hometown New York show. The band's original line-up, Cristina Martinez, hubby Jon Spencer, Hollis Queens, Jens Jurgensen and Mark Boyce, will all be performing at the December 17 concert. Everybody say Goddamn!

Read the exclaim.ca story



Wednesday, November 19, 2008

largeheartedboy.com Best of 2008 Lists

largeheartedboy.com has posted their top lists of 2008


largeheartedboy.com is a music blog featuring daily free and legal music downloads as well as news from the worlds of music, literature, and pop culture.





Shooting Lyric Helps Convict Rapper

A rapper wrote a song describing a shooting he committed in 2006, even calling out the victim by name.

A judge sentenced 25-year-old Rico Todriquez Wright, of Dublin, Georgia, to spend the next 20 years in prison on two counts of aggravated assault, and the next 20 on probation after his victim, Chad Blue, mentioned the of the shooting to police.

Read the National Examainer story.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Bill Maher's New Rules for Movember 14

HBO television show Real Time with Bill Maher's New Rules segment for November 14. This week: Racial equality, comparing people to Hitler, Scotch tape, bail out money, parking lot followers, Palin and McCain, U.S envy.


Saturday, November 15, 2008

Smile of the Week

A select moment from 1980s sitcom Night Court.

Chateau Libido!

Friday, November 14, 2008

You Learn Something New Every Day

The YKK on the zipper of your Levis stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the worlds largest zipper manufacturer.

Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by Bayer.

The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named afte Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.

The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

The abbreviation for pound, "lb.," comes from the astrological sign Libra, meaning balance, and symbolized by scales.

Brian Burke and Jennifer Mather Coming to Toronto?

Within hours of announcing his resignation as General Manager of the Anaheim Ducks, the talk of the NHL world has Brian Burke headed to the Toronto Maple Leafs as their new GM and President.

The Leafs have coveted the American-born hockey exec since the firing of John Fergeson Jr. in January of 2008 and replaced him with interim GM Cliff Fletcher.

Burke, seemingly, would relish coming to hockey-mad Toronto, as he has made it clear he would like to work in the Eastern conference and preferably in Canada, so his wife - a Canadian not able to work in the U.S - can resume her journalism career.

The turn of events has me excited on two fronts. First, as a die-hard Leaf fan, I think Burke could be a great GM and President for the Leafs, perhaps turning them into a Stanley Cup contender after 41 years of losing. But the kicker in the deal is Burke's wife Jennifer Mather.

When I lived in Vancouver in 1994-95, I fell for Jennifer Mather, then a news reader on BCTV. I even wrote a little pop song about her called "Jen-Jen." I don't remember much of the song, only that the final lyric went something like: "I wish I was Squire Barnes so I could sit beside her every night on the TV."

Squire Barnes is a geeky sportscaster, that co-hosted the news program with Mather on BCTV.

Read the faceoff.com story.


Wednesday, November 12, 2008

R.I.P Mitch Mitchell

Mitch Mitchell, the drummer of the Jimi Hendrix Experience passed away on November 12.

A jazz-influenced snare drum madman, Mitchell was responsible for the unforgettable beats on Experience tracks "Crosstown Traffic", "Voodoo Child (Slight Return)" and "Fire".

Mitchell was found dead in his room at the Benson Hotel in Portland, Oregon, apparently of natural causes. He was 61.

Without a doubt, one of my favourite drummers. God damn!

Saturday, November 8, 2008

This is Hall of Fame weekend for the NHL as the hockey world prepares for the induction of Glenn Anderson and Igor Larionov into the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto.

Also to be inducted is former linesman Ray Scapinello and Ed Chynoweth in the builder category.

Watch Jim Hughson's video blog entry from CBC Sports, where he discusses Anderson and Larionov.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Addictions and Bad Dreams

My current obsessions, time wasters and indulgences, in no particular order, are:

Prison Break Season Four (it's so bad, it's good!)
Bronto Burger's veggie burger combo
Circus by Eraserheads
Preparing to be an uncle who changes diapers
Trying to find Hi8 video decks to watch ten-year-old footage
Soba noodles
Window shopping for a new imac
"Yes we can!"
Quoting bad nineties movies at extremely inappropriate times (happened at least twice this week)

Naked Japan Major Nabbed With Women's Underwear

Only in Japan...

A male Japanese air force major caught naked while shopping for women's underwear has been suspended from his duties for 10 days, a spokeswoman at Matsushima air base in Miyagi said.

The incident follows a series of scandals for Japan's military. The air force's top general was sacked last week for saying Japan was not an aggressor in World War Two, angering China and South Korea where bitter memories remain over Tokyo's past military aggression.

Read the uk.reuters.com story.

Bill Maher's New Rules for Movember 7

HBO television show Real Time with Bill Maher's New Rules segment for November 7. This week: Guns N' Roses, Joe the Plummer, Saudi sexual repression, Twinkies, Angus Young and Republican harassment.


Smile of the Week

This week's Smile of the Week is a very topical bit from Dave Chappelle

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Barack Obama Wins

Illinois Sen. Barack Obama has been elected the next President of the United States, capping a historic campaign that makes him the first African American president in history.

Obama was the first Democrat since 1976 to win more than 50 percent of the popular vote, netting at least 62,748,399 to Sen. John McCain's 55,596,984.

Obama: CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, HI, IA, IL, IN, MD, MI, MN, NJ, NJ, NM, NY, NV, OH, OR, PA, RI, VA, VT, WA, WI
McCain: AL, AR, AZ, GA, KY, KS, LA, MT, MS, ND, NE, SC, SD TX, UT, WV, WY
Too close to call: MO, NC

History Has Been Made

Barack Obama will be the 44th the President of the United States of America.
Oh yeah!

Part One of his speech



Part Two



Part Three

You Learn Something New Every Day

In Turkey the color of mourning is violet. In most Moslem countries and in China it is white.

If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.

To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Palin falls prey to Canadian pranksters

Republican vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin fell prey to a Canadian prankster on Nov 1 when he called her impersonating French President Nicolas Sarkozy and got her to accept an invitation to hunt baby seals.

A member of the Quebec comedy duo "The Masked Avengers," famous for tricking celebrities and politicians including Sarkozy himself, asked if Palin would take him on a hunting trip by helicopter, and then in French said they could also go kill baby seals.

An apparently oblivious Palin said she thought that would be fun. "We could have a lot of fun together as we're getting work done. We could kill two birds with one stone that way."

Read the Reuters story

Boy Finds Meth, Cash In Candy Bag

Police in Ramsey, Minn. say a 7-year-old boy got more than he expected in his Halloween bag this year.

Someone dropped 2.2 grams of methamphetamine and $85 into the bag of Lars and Shelly Brosdahl's son. They found the drugs and baggie of money after he dumped out his Halloween candy.

Read the cbs3.com story.

Japanese Man Petitions to Marry Comic Book Character

A Japanese man has enlisted hundreds of people in a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters, saying he feels more at ease in the "two-dimensional world."

Taichi Takashita has launched an online petition aiming for 1 million signatures to present to the Government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters.

Within a week he has gathered more than 1,000 signatures through the internet.

Read the abc.net.au story

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Boy Gets Sent From School for Jesus Costume

A middle school student from New Jersey was sent home Friday after he came to school dressed up as Jesus for Halloween.

Decked out in sandals, a robe, fake beard and thorns, 13-year-old Alex Woinski joined 500 other students at West Brook Middle School in Paramus.

"It was offensive to some students," Woinski said, when asked what school officials told him the reason for being sent home was.

Woinski has developed an interest in religion. His mother is Catholic and his father is Jewish. He recently celebrated his Bar Mitzvah and his also studying Bible scripture.

Now, by no means am I a religious person, but in a time where every teenaged girl is dressed like street walker on Halloween, where at every turn there are extreme costumes of blood and gore, I have to laugh at this, because the people who sent this boy home from school most likely, were bible thumpers themselves.

Read the wcbstv.com story

Bill Maher's New Rules for Oct 31

HBO television show Real Time with Bill Maher's New Rules segment for October 31. This week: Dogs in costumes, Iceland, George W. Bush, Salma Hayek's breast, the 2008 election.


Sunday, October 19, 2008

Colin Powell Endorses Obama

Colin Powell, a Republican and retired general who was President Bush's first secretary of state, broke with the party Sunday and endorsed Democrat Barack Obama for president, calling him a "transformational figure" while criticizing the tone of John McCain's campaign.

Powell, on NBC program Meet the Press, said Obama had "met the standard" to be commander-in-chief "because of his ability to inspire" Americans of all ages and ethnic and political stripes."I think he would be a transformational president. For that reason I will be voting for Senator Barack Obama," said Powell, who was the first African-American to serve as chairman of the joint chiefs of staff.
Should Obama win in just over two weeks, "all Americans should be proud, not just African-Americans," he said. "It would not just electrify our country, it would electrify the world.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Addictions and Bad Dreams

My current obsessions, time wasters and indulgences, in no particular order, are:

Curtis Mayfield
Three's Company Season Two on DVD
sake shashimi
Orangina 473mL bottles
Argyle socks
Mob Wars application on Facebook
chickpeas


R.I.P Frankie Venom

The lead vocalist of legendary Canadian punk band Teenage Head has died. Frank Venom, (nee Kerr) had recently battled throat cancer. Born in Glasgow, Scotland, Kerr was the lead singer of the Hamilton-based band which formed at Westdale High School back in 1975.

Considered the Eastern-Canadian ambassadors of the original punk movement, Teenage Head were Kerr, guitarist Gord Lewis, bassist Steve Mahon and drummer Nick Stipanitz.

The death coincides with an announcement that same morning that Teenage Head would receive a special lifetime achievement award during the 2008 Hamilton Music Awards taking place Nov. 13-16. 

Frankie Venom was 51.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Smile of the Week

Dr. Floyd Peeper of the Electric Mayhem band performing a George Harrison masterpiece.

R.I.P Alton Ellis

The Godfather of Rocksteady Alton Ellis died on October 10.

The Jamaican legend was instrumental in the rocksteady movement, a slower version of ska music. Ellis first recording the Mad Mad riddim in 1967, which became a much used beat to a plethora of rocksteady records, as well as being sampled by hip hop artist such as KRS-One and Tupac Shakur.

Ellis scored big with hits "Girl I've Got a Date", "Cry Tough" and "Get Ready - Rock Steady", which was the first song to refer to the name of the newer genre. His Mr. Soul of Jamaica album is regarded as one of the definitive rocksteady albums.

Ellis succumbed to lymphatic cancer at Hammersmith Hospital in West London. He was 70.

On a personal note, during the mid-90s, my older brother Roderick played guitar for one of Alton's twenty children, Noel Ellis, on a Canadian tour.

Riddim!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Mafiaboy Speaks

In 1999, someone hacked into e-commerce websites like CNN, Yahoo, Amazon and eBay and grounded them to a halt. Then U.S president Bill Clinton called a task force to try to capture the hacker only known as mafiaboy. It turns out the big time hacker was 15 year old Michael Culce , a Montreal teenager.

A book has been released by Craig Silverman to tell his story. His first media interview ever was on October 8 on CBC The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos.

Watch The Hour interview

Rap Fan Sentenced to Listening to Classical Music

An Ohio man was facing a $150 fine for playing rap music too loudly on his car stereo when Champaign County Municipal Court Judge Susan Fornof-Lippencott offered to reduce that to $35 if the defendant Andrew Vactor spent 20 hours listening to classical music by the likes of Bach, Beethoven and Chopin.

But the 24-year-old Vactor lasted about 15 minutes before deciding to pay the full fine for the ticket he received in July of this year.

Read the story from Boise's 2news.tv

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Colin and Justin's Home Heist Season Premier

HGTV's popular maverick home makeover show Colin and Justin's Home Heist premiered their second season with a very tense episode on October 2.

By the way, my sister Cheryl directed this episode.

Watch episodes of Colin and Justin's Home Heist at the HGTV website.

Archie Bunker on Democrats

Archie Bunker's view on American politics in 1976 - Funny how over thirty years later, there isn't much difference

Bill Maher's New Rules for Oct 3

HBO television show Real Time with Bill Maher's New Rules segment for October 3. This week: Pope Benedict and gays, celebrity colognes, Amy Winehouse and Sarah Palin’s Bible First philosophy.



Saturday, October 4, 2008

The Toronto Star's 10 Things We Learned This Week

Some of the things we learned this week, according to the Toronto Star's weekly feature "10 Things We Learned This Week" includes:

John Lydon, a.k.a. Sex Pistols punk rocker Johnny Rotten, has filmed a British TV commercial for Country Life Butter.



Human toothpaste contains foaming agents that could make a dog vomit.


King Henry VIII went from a 32-inch waist early in his rule to a 54-inch waist near the end. At his death, he weighed just under 420 pounds.



Read the Toronto Star Story

Sean Avery on the Hour

Sean Avery, the National Hockey League's current most hated player, reveals a side of himself that many people wouldn't usually see in this interview with The Hour's George Stroumboulopoulos.

As a raving hockey fan, I have gained some respect for Avery as a man, if not as a player

Watch The Hour interview.

The Sweater

In honour of opening week of the 2008-09 NHL regular season, here is the timeless National Film Board of Canada (NFB) animated short The Sweater, or Le Chandail.

This classic story, which is based on the 1979 short story Le chandail de hockey by Quebec author Roch Carrier has been said to be a parallel to the cultural and linguistic tensions between Canada's anglophone and francophone communities.

I just say this is a classic piece of Canadiana .



Friday, October 3, 2008

Opposition Leaders Team up on Harper During English Debate

Prime Minister and Conservative Leader Stephen Harper found himself on the defensive on Thursday, Oct 2, with the other party leaders combining forces to attack his record on the economy and environment in the Political leaders' English language-debate, the final one, prior to the October 14 election.

Despite the frequent attacks, Harper appeared largely relaxed for the first hour, but occasionally showed the tight smile he displayed in French-language debate the night before.

Throughout the two-hour session at Ottawa's National Arts Centre, the Conservative leader was quizzed by NDP Leader Jack Layton, Green Leader Elizabeth May, Stéphane Dion of the Liberals and the Bloc Québécois's Gilles Duceppe on how he proposes to address Canada's financial situation in light of the U.S. crisis. Layton in particular was notably aggressive on the PM's stance that the government must stay its course on the economy and that Canada's fiscal fundamentals are strong. "The economy is not fine," Layton said to Harper. "Either you don't care or you are incompetent. Which is it?"

The debate also saw Layton laying into Dion, saying the Liberal leader tacitly supported Harper’s agenda by failing to vote down the minority Conservatives sooner: “His policies, your responsibility,” said Layton, jabbing his finger at Dion. “If you can’t do your job as leader of the opposition, I don’t know why you’re running to be Prime Minister,” Layton said.


Read up on the debate:

The Toronto Star article


The Globe and Mail article

The CBC article

The CTV news article


The Juice Convicted

On Friday, October 3, thirteen years to the day after he was acquitted of the murder of his wife, Nicole Brown and her friend, Ron Goldman, O.J. Simpson was found guilty of kidnapping and armed robbery.

The former NFL player was found guilty of robbing two sports-memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in a Las Vegas hotel room.

The 61 year old Simpson was convicted of all 12 counts late Friday after jurors deliberated for more than 13 hours. He released a heavy sigh as the charges were read and was immediately taken into custody.

Sentencing was set for Dec. 5. Kidnapping is punishable by five years to life in prison. Armed robbery carries a mandatory sentence of at least two years behind bars, and could bring as much as 30.

Now, I am not passing judgment on this case, but talk about karma coming back and biting you on the ass!

Read the U.S.A Today article


You Learn Somethig New Everyday

The world's largest K-Mart is on the island of Guam

The bubbles in Guiness Beer sink to the bottom rather than float to the top like all other beers. No one knows why.

If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

In most advertisments, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10 because then the hands of the watch frame the brand name on the watch face.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Artist Plans to Smoke 'Cobain's Ashes'

German artist Natascha Stellmach is claiming to be in possession of Kurt Cobain’s stolen ashes and is threatening to smoke them as part of a morbid art exhibition.

The Berlin-based Stellmach won't reveal how she obtain the late-Nirvana frontman's remains says she will smoke the remains as part of the forthcoming Set Me Free exhibition at the city's Wagner + Partner gallery on October 11th.

This congers up memories of Tommy Chong's character in the film Nice Dreams, when he hoped his friends would snort his remains at his funeral.

Read the Canoe.ca story


Jon Stewart Rants on Congress

Jon Stewart of the Daily Show rips into the U.S congress for not passing a bill to help save the economy.

Damn funny!


Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Harper used Howard's speech

A Conservative staff member resigned and apologized Tuesday for writing a speech read by Stephen Harper in 2003 as leader of the Opposition that plagiarized from an address days earlier by then Australian prime minister John Howard.

Owen Lippert apologised for being "overzealous in copying segments of another world leader's speech" and said his bosses at the time were unaware he had done so.

The apology came hours after Liberal foreign affairs critic Bob Rae accused Harper of plagiarizing from the Howard speech.

Take it from someone who lived in Australia at the height of the War on Terror, John Howard was nothing but a puppet of the Bush administration, there is no doubt that Stephen Harper is just as much a puppet.

Get this guy out of office...and now!

Read the Liberal.ca story

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Bill Maher's New Rules for Sept. 26

HBO television show Real Time with Bill Maher's New Rules segment for September 26. This week: Henry Kissinger, tainted Chinese milk, Clay Aiken, prejudging a white politicians.



Teacher, Teacher

My brother Andrew, who is now in his second year teaching elementary school, was quoted in the September issue of Famous magazine. In their Last Word section, Famous, a magazine given out free in movie theatres in Canada, asks their readers to answer on a topical question.

This month being back to school, naturally a teacher question:

Of all the big-screen movie teachers, which one would you most want to teach your class?

My brother chose the very funny Richard Mulligan's Herbert Gower in the 1984 film Teachers, also starring Nick Nolte, Jobeth Williams and Ralph Macchio.

Unfortunately, I have to correct Andrew, though, as Gower was dressed as George Washington while teaching about the crossing of the Delaware. He did however, dress as Abe Lincoln for another lesson.

Read the whole Famous article.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Paul Newman R.I.P

Paul Newman, one of the best actors to ever grace the big screen, died of cancer on September 26 at his home in Westport, Connecticut.

Not only did Newman star in legendary films like Cat on a Hot Tin Toof, The Hustler, Cool Hand Luke, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Sting, The Vertict and Color of Money, he also was an accomplished race car driver and a food product mogul.

Known for his intense method acting and gripping blue eyes, Newman was the actor's actor - matinee idol looks with an anti-establishment attitude.

In 2007, Newman commented on his longevity:

"You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: 'Holy Christ, whaddya know - I'm still around!' It's absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career."

Newman is survived by his wife actress Joanne Woodward, whom he married in 1958, and his five children. He was 83.

Read about Newman's career at cnn.com.

Monday, September 8, 2008

addictions and bad dreams

My current obsessions, time wasters and indulgences, in no particular order, are:

Mr. Sub foot-long veggie sandwiches with black AND green olives
Deadwood, the HBO series
Fully inflated bicycle tires
my eight-iron
my new $13 Doc Martens from Value Village
blue-eyed devil
the anticipation for the NHL season to begin
pumpkin and spinach roti
the bonus features on the Rocky anniversary DVD

Saturday, September 6, 2008

You Learn Something New Every Day

In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer's name is "Yensid" (Disney backwards.)

The first toilet ever seen on television was on Leave It To Beaver. Wally and Beaver had a baby alligator which they kept in the toilet.

In the great fire of London in 1666 half of London was burnt down but only 6 people were injured

John Larroquette of sitcoms Night Court and The John Larroquette Show was the narrator of the 1974 cult classic slasher film The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

The Democratic National Convention

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) addresses the 2008 Democratic National Convention.




Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) accepts his party's nomination for President and speaks to the 2008 Democratic National Convention.


The Toronto Star's 10 Things We Learned This Week

Some of the things we learned this week, according to the Toronto Star's weekly feature "10 Things We Learned This Week" includes:

The "devil's horns" salute of heavy-metal fans – hand upraised with index and pinky fingers extended and the digits between them folded down – was popularized by Ronnie James Dio of Black Sabbath. He had learned the gesture from his Italian grandmother, who used it to ward off the evil eye.

The sweater vest – the sleeveless knit garment worn by Prime Minister Stephen Harper in his "fireside" election ad – is stereotypical garb for the "emo" acolyte, a young pseud who favours lugubrious music.

At the turn of the 20th century, the rule of thumb was blue clothing for girls and pink for boys. Blue was considered more delicate and best suited to females, while pink was more assertive and therefore more male-friendly.


Read the Toronto Star Story

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Bill Maher's New Rules for Sept. 5

HBO television show Real Time with Bill Maher's New Rules segment for September 5. This week: Sarah Palin, John Mccain, Fred Thompson and Barack Obama

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Bill Maher's New Rules for Aug 29

HBO television show Real Time with Bill Maher's New Rules segment for September 26. This week: Olympic medals, political conventions, Obama's family, banks and John Edwards


Smile of the Week

Without a doubt, one of the greatest moments in television history. Mooshi Mooshi
Barney Miller Season 3, Episode 11: Hash
Original Air Date: 30 December 1976

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Sunday, August 17, 2008

The Toronto Star's 10 Things We Learned This Week

Yawning in front of a dog can cause it to yawn, too. Researchers believe this is the first hard evidence "that dogs have the capacity to empathize with humans."

The "cat nights" of summer begin today. The term denotes a time when cats yowl and witches prowl, and harks back to "the belief that a witch could turn herself into a cat eight times, but on the ninth time, Aug. 17, she couldn't regain her human form," hence the notion that a cat has nine lives. "

Octopuses don't have eight legs. Six of its tentacles function as "arms" and two as "legs."


Read the Toronto Star story.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Man Bought Farve Jets Jersey Six Years Ago

Joe Braun of Racine , Wisconsin thought he bought a Brett Favre Green Bay Packers jersey for his wife for Christmas six years ago. Instead he accidentally got a mostly green one with a New York Jets logo on the sleeve. But he and his wife Jeannette decided to keep it.

After retiring from the NFL, and then reinstated, Farve was traded to the Jets on August 7 after playing playing sixteen years for the Packers, which included a win at Superbowl XXXI.

Read the Green Bay Press Gazette story.

Morrissey: "Don't Buy My DVD"

Morrissey, the former lead singer of the Smiths, has not been too happy lately.

Not only has he canceled a couple of pending record releases for both Smiths and himself, but he is now urging people not to buy a new, live Morrissey DVD.

He is urging fans not to buy Live at the Hollywood Bowl, a concert DVD filmed last June, because it is being released against his wishes. He has issued a statement via the fansite True to You, insisting he is not involved with the release in any way, shape or form, and will not be collecting a pay cheque from the DVD sales.



Read the Exclaim.ca story

Monday, August 11, 2008

R.I.P Isaac Hayes

Soul legend Isaac Hayes has died.

Hayes was a longtime songwriter and arranger for Stax Records in Memphis, playing in the studio's backup band and crafting tunes for artists such as Otis Redding and Sam and Dave in the 1960s. In the 70's he would be remembered in pop culture by providing the music for the film and character "Shaft." The last decade brought Hayes a new audience as the voice of Chef on the animated television series Southpark.

On August 10, he was found at his Memphis home by his wife. He was 65.

You damn right!

Read the Time Magazine story

Saturday, August 9, 2008

R.I.P Bernie Mac

"Actor/comedian Bernie Mac passed away (on August 9) from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital," his publicist, Danica Smith, said in a statement.
She said no other details were available and requested that his family's privacy be respected.
Earlier this week she had said reports of Mac's serious illness were overstated and that he was expected to make a full recovery.

In recent years, Mac (real name: Bernard Jeffery McCullough) had battled an inflammatory lung disease known as sarcoidosis, which causes inflammation in the lungs, lymph nodes and other organs. It had been in remission since 2005, and Smith had said Mac's pneumonia was not related to it.

Read the Chicago Tribune story

Cousins

A brilliant scene from the Jim Jarmusch film Coffee and Cigarettes. Alfred Molina tells Steve Coogan that they are cousins.


The Toronto Star's 10 Things We Learned This Week

Some of the things we learned this week, according to the Toronto Star's weekly feature "10 Things We Learned This Week" includes:

Although technically a fruit, the tomato was deemed a vegetable in 1893 by the U.S. Supreme Court, which reasoned that because it's used more like a vegetable than a fruit, it should therefore have the former designation. The ruling was prompted by a legal challenge involving a tax on imported vegetables.


Botanically speaking, grains of wheat, corn and rice, as well as squash, peppers and eggplant, are all fruit – fleshy or dry ripened ovaries of plants, containing seeds. Vegetables, meanwhile, are the edible leaves, stalks, roots, tubers, bulbs and flowers of a plant.


Ketchup started out as a pickled fish sauce, ke-tsiap, in China, before being adopted by Malaysia (kechap) and Indonesia (ketjap). The British made it with pickled mushrooms, anchovies, walnuts and oysters, with tomatoes entering the brew in the 1700s.

Read the Toronto Star Story

http://www.thestar.com/article/475515

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Scenario

From all the way back in 1991 - the closing track on A Tribe Called Quest's Low End Theory, featuring Leaders of the New School's Charlie Brown, Dinco D and Busta Ryhmes (giving, without a doubt, the best rap performance ever!)

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Iggy and the Stooges' Equipment Stolen

Punk legends Iggy and the Stooges had their equipment stolen while in Montreal for the Osheaga Festival on August 4.

Stooges road manager Eric Fischer says their 15-foot rental truck was stolen on Monday outside the Embassy Suites hotel and contained all the group's instruments and stage gear.

The band's Toronto show, scheduled for August 6 will go as scheduled, using rented and donated
gear.

Among the missing equipment is a red Gibson 1963 EB-3 bass; a volcano black Reverend Flying V guitar; a Reverend orange guitar; two Marshall vintage amplifiers; several Marshall 4-by-12 cabinets; and a Gretsch silver sparkle Catalina drum kit.

Pictures of the stolen gear can be seen on bassist Mike Watt's Web site. Anyone with any information about the incident should contact Fischer at nycentral13@gmail.com.

http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003835169

Man Dials 911, Complains His Sub Had No Sauce

I'm speechless...

Florida man Reginald Peterson, called 911 twice after a sandwich shop left off the sauce for a spicy Italian sandwich. Peterson initially called the emergency number Thursday so that officers could have his subs made correctly, according to a police report.

Read the newsvine.com story.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Smile of the Week

Many people know that it takes a lot for me to really get into stand-up comedy. Only a handful of comedians can make me listen for more than five minutes without me wanting to stick a fork in my eye.

Richard Pryor was, and continues to be, the best of the best.

This clip should be offensive on every level, but g'damn, Pryor just kills it!

The Toronto Star's 10 Things We Learned This Week

Some of the things we learned this week, according to the Toronto Star's weekly feature "10 Things We Learned This Week" includes:


Ebsen, best known as Jed Clampett in TV's The Beverly Hillbillies, had to drop the role of Tin Man (eventually played by Jack Haley) in The Wizard of Oz because of a severe allergic reaction to the aluminum powder makeup.


Terry, the cairn terrier that played Toto in The Wizard of Oz, made $125 a week – more than many of the actors earned.


Read the Toronto Star story

Angry Landlord Posts Drugs & Sex Sign

An angry Ohio landlord, fed up with the criminal activity ouside of an apartment he owns, hung a sign up reading "Drugs & Sex For Sale 24/7" in hopes that Cincinnati City Council will clen up the area.

Read the Ledger story.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Boy Banned From Kindergarten For Long Hair

A Texas school board will soon decide if a boy's long hair should keep him from attending school.

The Needville Independent School District said 5-year-old Adriel Arocha's long locks violate school rules. Adriel's parents say long hair is a sacred tradition in their Native American culture.

Kenny Arocha, Adriel's father, said long hair is a religious symbol for the Apache tribe that should only be cut at the time of a life-changing event.

It's great to see Americans are finding reasons to keep children from attending school.

Read the 9 News Colorado story.


Photo courtesy of 9 News Colorado

Addictions and Bad Dreams

Current fixations:

The Wire. Without a doubt, the best show ever written for television. And although I obtained illegally sourced copies of the fifth and final season (it'll be available in stores next week), I don't feel bad about this at all. Shyeet.

Wordscraper. Well I am almost as addicted to this crossword-game Facebook application as I was to its predecessor Scrabulous, of which had to shut down in North America this week, due to a legal battle with Scrabble. Damn Lawyers.

Grilled cheese sandwiches. There are as many recipes for a grilled cheese sandwiches as there are people who love 'em. Lately, I have been heavily indulging in my weakness for smoked Provolone cheese, on multi-grain loaf from the Junction's Buskett Bakery. Lightly fried in a skillet with margarine. A dipping sauce of ketchup and Sarachi sauce.

Vonnegut's Eight Rules for Writing a Short Story

I found this post on my lovely friend Sofia Ramirez' Facebook page and thought, these are pretty much eight rules for living life. In his own words: "God Bless you, Dr. Vonnegut!"

1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.

5. Start as close to the end as possible.

6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To hell with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

A Lesson in Integrity

Tom Petty teaches an A&R exec what's what about honest music making.
A clip from the Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers documentary Running Down a Dream



The Toronto Star's 10 Things We Learned This Week

Some of the things we learned this week, according to the Toronto Star's weekly feature "10 Things We Learned This Week" includes:

The latest Guinness record to be adjudicated was the largest number of people dressed as Smurfs – there were 1,253 of them on July 18, in Castleblayney, Ireland.

British scientists who've been studying Blondie drummer Clem Burke and other rock and jazz percussionists for the past eight years say drummers have as much stamina as top-flight athletes.

The woman who played Judith Iscariot, the girlfriend of the messiah in Monty Python's Life of Brian, is the new mayor of Aberystwyth in Wales. Sue Jones-Davies promises to lift a three-decade local ban of the movie.


Read the Toronto Star story

World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC

The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests that toilet humour was as popular with the ancients as it is today. It heads the world's oldest top 10 joke list published by the University of Wolverhampton on July 31

Surprisingly, given the the antiquity of the joke, Robin Williams had absolutely nothing to do with it.

Read the uk.reuters.com story.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Movie Chain Pulls G-spot Enhancement Ads

A chain of Montreal movie theatres has pulled an ad for a surgical procedure that claims to enlarge a women’s so-called G-spot.

The ads at the Cinemas Guzzo theatres have been playing since the spring before such movies as Sex and the City, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Batman: The Dark Knight.

A Montreal medical clinic, Gestion Elixir, advertises the procedure, along with breast implants, breast lifts and other cosmetic surgeries.
The clinic claims to be able to temporarily increase the sensitivity of the area in the vagina commonly identified as the G-spot.

Guzzo owner Vince Guzzo told local media outlets that while no parent had filed a complaint about the ad, he removed them from rotation before of the end of the contract.

Originally published in Marketing Magazine, July 2008

More G-spot stories from this blog.



Saturday, July 26, 2008

Cape Verde joins WTO

Cape Verde, one of the world's poorest states became 153rd member of World Trade Organization (WTO) on July 23.


With a population of 400,000, the archipelago off the west coast of Africa specializes in production of salt and bananas and in fishing. The country, which became independent from Portugal in 1975, has become the 33rd of the world's 50 least developed countries to join the WTO, AFP reported.

Read the Afrol News story

Friday, July 25, 2008

R.I.P Lina Newhouser

Political activist, artist and co-founder of CommonDreams.org Lina Newhouser passed away on July18. She died at her home in Maine from complications following an April stem-cell transplant as part of the treatment in her 3-year battle against non-Hodgkins lymphoma.

Lina Newhouser was 56.

Common Dreams has been a URL link on this blog since day one and I urge anyone who seeks left-wing, progressive social commentary and view on politics to check out the site.

Read the about Lina Newhouser here.

Smile of the week

Officer fired for demanding free coffee

A report says a Daytona Beach police officer demanded free coffee and tea from a Starbucks and threatened employees with slower emergency response times if they refused.

In the immortal words of WKRP's Dr. Johnny Fever: "Free coffee is a constitutional right! Look it up - Juan Valdez vs. the State of California!"

Read the heraldtimesonline.com story


Stanley Cup used in baptism

I've always told people hockey is my religion...well, I think Tomas Holmstrom has me beat.
The tough Detroit Red Wing forward had his day with the Stanley Cup in his hometown of Pitea in northern Sweden, and he let his cousin use it as a baptismal font for a christening.



Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Estelle Getty dies at 84

Actress Estelle Getty, who played the sarcastic matriarch on the 1980's hit NBC sit-com The Golden Girls has passed away.

Playing the role of Sophia along side Bea Arthur's Dorothy, Betty White's Rose and Rue McClanahan's Blanche, Getty easily became the fan favourite with her quick one-liners.

Getty, whose character was actually 20 years her senior, suffered from advanced dementia and died at about 5:30 a.m. July 22 at her Hollywood Boulevard home. She was 84.


Read the Hollywood Reporter obituary

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The Eraserheads Rumoured to Reunite

The original members of the seminal Filipino rock group the Eraserheads are scheduled reunite for for the first time since 2001 for a single show in Manila. Vocalists/guitarist Ely Buendia, drummer Raymund Marasigan, lead guitarist Marcus Adoro and bassist Buddy Zabala have been rumoured to be performing at the CCP grounds on on August 30.

From their formation in 1990 to their well-documented breakup in 2001, the Eraserheads ruled Pinoy rock music, not only with record sales and mass appeal, but with their extraordinary catalog of catchy songs and no-bullshit attitude, forever changing and influencing anyone who makes music in the country.

But the band also tasted success overseas, touring Singapore, Hong Kong, Australia, Dubai and the U.S. They represented the Philippines and Asia, winning the 1997 MTV Asia Viewer Choice Award and played at that years' MTV Awards show at Radio Music Hall in New York City.

I met the band during the height of their popularity and influence during the mid 90's while traveling through the Philippines. I am still particularly close to Raymund and Buddy, who along with Ely and Marcus, continue to make relevant music in the Philippines.

The band has had tumultuous periods, within and outside the band, which makes this reunion quite a coup, even though they have been broken up for a relatively short period of time.

e-heads all over the world will just have to wait to see whether or not the gig happens at all.


Read the Philmusic story

Sunday, July 13, 2008

The Toronto Star's 10 Things We Learned This Week

Some of the things we learned this week, according to the Toronto Star's weekly feature "10 Things We Learned This Week" includes:


Male mosquitoes live on nectar and plant juices. Females drink blood.


Chicken, Alaska (population 17 to 37, depending on whom you ask), is so named because the original residents couldn't agree on the spelling of the town's first, fowl-inspired choice: Ptarmigan

There are 1,961,990,553,600 ways to feed a shoelace through the six pairs of eyelets on an average shoe, according to shoe-lacing.com

Read the the Star story