Man Dials 911, Complains His Sub Had No Sauce

I'm speechless...

Florida man Reginald Peterson, called 911 twice after a sandwich shop left off the sauce for a spicy Italian sandwich. Peterson initially called the emergency number Thursday so that officers could have his subs made correctly, according to a police report.

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Smile of the Week

Many people know that it takes a lot for me to really get into stand-up comedy. Only a handful of comedians can make me listen for more than five minutes without me wanting to stick a fork in my eye.

Richard Pryor was, and continues to be, the best of the best.

This clip should be offensive on every level, but g'damn, Pryor just kills it!

Smile of the Week

It's a story that circulated around the world: Rock star David Lee Roth saved by two OPP officers after suffering a severe allergic reaction to peanuts while driving on a country road near Brantford.

Several newspapers — the Brantford Expositor and the Hamilton Spectator — even had a followup to the original wire service story about how the Van Halen singer, dressed in flashy rock-star duds, strutted into a Brantford bar with two nurses after spending the evening recovering in Brantford General Hospital.

The only problem? The story isn't true.

The two officers and a lot of other people in the Brantford area appear to be victims of a charming imposter.

On May 23, the day this was supposed to have happened, Roth was performing at Madison Square Garden with Van Halen.

Within a three week span, the DLR wannabe also fooled a rock band, some nurses and a record producer who let the singer stay and record at his house.

Read the complete Toronto Star story